As I was checking out, the Old Navy employee asked if I would be coming back over the weekend for the $1 flip flop sale. I said, Oh, I forgot about that. I should probably stock up on flip flops for my son.
I'm sure she looked confused when the look of horror came over my face when I realized what I had just said and I high-tailed it out of the store. I don't know. I didn't look back.